Fun Quotes
Earl Warren (03/19/1891 – 07/09/1974) Supreme Court Justice
I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people’s accomplishments; the front page nothing but man’s failures…. »
Brendon Francis
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. ~~~ Brendon… »
Victoria Wood
Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television…. »
George Orwell (06/25/1903 – 01/21/1950) author
All animals are equal but some are more equal than others. ~~~ George… »
Ludwig Wittgenstein (04/26/1889 – 04/29/1951) Austrian (born) philosopher
The limits of my language mean the limits of my world. ~~~ Ludwig… »
Robert Paul (10/03/1869 – 03/28/1943) British computer scientist & humorist
A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth… »
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (05/22/1859 – 07/07/1930) British mystery author & physician
… when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. ~~~ Sir Arthur Conan… »
Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~~~ Erma… »
Samuel Goldwyn (08/17/1882 – 01/31/1974) US movie producer
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on…. »
Margaret Case Harriman
Money is what you’d get on beautifully without if only other people weren’t so crazy about it. ~~~ Margaret Case… »












